stay away from my f r i e n d s;

[BRODEE PRESTON MICHAELS,]

The Conceited
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I want you in the most
u n r o m a n t i c way;

Brodee, that's pronounced Brody, Preston Michaels. Down right ass. He's more concerned with getting his daily pack of cigarettes and making sure he never goes a night without a party. He's pretty hot and he knows it. In his head there is no contest when it comes to other guys. He's the best you can get and you may as well not bother looking anywhere else. Best way to describe him:
a r r o g a n t.

You can listen to glass h e a r t s shattering;

Don't ask him out. Brodee honestly cares about no one but himself, his sister Aubree, and his cousin Haylee-Rae. Maybe he'll fuck you on a good day, if you're lucky, but he's too far up his own arse to put any sort or effort into a relationship. Make any sort of attempt and he'll shoot you down and leave you in the dust. Wanna know why? Cos he's s e l f i s h.

Just like a s t r i p c l u b bedroom scene;

He has few good friends. He likes having people he can go out with, and party with. But for the heavy shit he sticks with his family. Don't expect him to help with your problems or be a shoulder to cry on. He simply can't deal with emotional people. Most of the time he triesto avoid them himself. But he sticks with his party buddies. And nothing else. Cos otherwise he's just a w k w a r d.

This b l o o d evacuation is telling me to cave in;

Enemies most certainly come easier than friends. He's a shallow, conceited asshole. He's easily annoyed and prone to get ticked off. Need I say more? Just remember that he's
t e m p e r a m e n t a l.

[ROXANNA SKYLER MOXIE,]

Roxie&Brodee

I could see these two hanging out and partying every now and again. Their personalities would make them good partners in crime.

[BRODEE PRESTON MICHAELS,]

Roxxie&&Brodee

See now for some reason I could see Brodee being wildly attracted to Roxie. Which is rare for him. But her kinda rough careless attitude really gets to him. Definite partners in crime. But I could also see them having a little bit of a wild goose chase "tag your it" romance. Like one day he'll like her and really be pursuing it but then he calls it quits and she starts giving in and just kind of doing that back and forth...not sure if that made sense
But he'd definitely actually flirt with her.

[ROXANNA SKYLER MOXIE,]

Roxie&Brodee

Ooh! That's a brilliant idea. I definitely like that. Roxie is a fan of his "i'm god hear me roar" attitude and would easily fall into that back and forth flirtatious, constantly switching romance. Her temper would be cause for arguments definitely, but she always feels bad after she blows up.

So it absolutely makes sense and I definitely approve of the idea.

[ROXANNA SKYLER MOXIE,]

Jasper&Brodee[/font][/color]
Jasper is Roxie's baby brother. Simple as that. However, he's the complete opposite of her. He'd probably be both intimidated and impressed by Brodee's attitude, and the fact that Brodee is his sister's boyfriend would earn him a lot of brownie points. The little mohawk kid would definitely look up to Brodeeeee. +/-?

[CHELSEA HOPE-ARTEMIS PAYNE,]

Chelsea&&Brodee
Heh, they're friends. In the complicated manner xD They correct each other bluntly and go back and forth like debating xD. Sarcasm is often used between them.

Rachel&&Brodee
She'd be scared of him. XD Just because he's all arrogant and tall, and she's all short and not arrogant xD

Selene&&Brodee
Hm.... They'd probably go back and forth arguing. So.... Yeah xD

Ben&&Brodee
Acquaintances? I'm uncreative xD