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Post by monster on May 18, 2011 11:44:04 GMT -5
So we hear that you have a major problem. Has your son just told you that he no longer wanted to play football and has been seeing another boy for who knows how long? Did you catch your daughter making out with another girl on the couch only to find out that she was not into boys like you thought she was? Is this something that you feel that you can not handle? Do you fear that your child has caught the gay disease....?
The gay disease? Is that what they are calling it these days? I did not know that what I had was a disease. Did you know that my liking girls while being a girl myself is a disease? It is like cancer, however these people seem to think that they have an answer. Lets read on and see what the brilliant plan to cure me is, shall we?
We here are Jamison Clarke Prepatory School feel that we have the answer to all of your problems. Our school prides itself on being able to put young boys and girls back on the right path and pull them out of this dark place they have been sucked into. We want to make sure that you can have the child back that you always knew that you had.
So basically, my mom and dad are going to send me to a school filled with other girls who like girls for an entire year or however long it takes until my disease is gone? Does that make sense to any of you? Throwing a bunch of gay kids together is not the cure to this problem they feel they have, but all I can say is...
SIGN ME UP
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